Aloha!

Current Mood: Tired

Something came in the post for me today.

Aloha!

To Lucy,
Her Room,
Uni

Aloha!

I just wanted to let you know how much fun I’m having here in beautiful Hawaii. You should come out here some time; you’d enjoy it.
I’ve been mainly sunbathing on the beach and soaking up local culture. You know, general touristy stuff.
At some point later in the week I intend to hike across the lava flows to a crack in the ground from which you can see actual lava! Sounds exciting, but also very tiring… Not my idea, I’ll have you know. I was convinced to try it by this gorgeous French tourist’s body clock I met at a bar last night. Her name is Colene and she seems quite into me. I’ll let you know how things go.

Aloha!
Your body clock
xx

Inspiration for this post came from, as most things on the Internet do, xkcd:

Good Morning (c) xkcd