- Had a dream about my cousin's christening. Or rather, about the day before. There were fake moomins involved and I was piglet at one point. #
- @presh5000 hardest riddle ever? in reply to presh5000 #
- @presh5000 if you've managed to encode a video in 5 HectoBytes then you are the greatest computer scientist who ever lived. in reply to presh5000 #
- Helen: "They scrape off all the chewing gum with someone's money!" #
- ρ ρ ρ your boat #
- More vampires stealing more of my blood. Why am I so popular with these creatures?! #
- Jess: "Let me eat the porn!" #
- "Drunk people are like Daleks" #
- I have a heavy metal version of 'Little April Shower' stuck in my head. #
- @scattermoon ask for the specifics? in reply to scattermoon #
- I bought a lettuce. It is a very tight lettuce. I do not know how one is meant to extract its lettucy goodness. #
- The Union Website, on symptoms of Social Anxiety:
"wearing clothes" # - Jess: "Does horseradish come from horses?" #
- Powerpuff Girls Movie! #
- That movie = The Best Thing Ever! #
- Out of the depths of your imagination appears Will Smith #
- @bma so 19% either don't know what the tories stand for, or worse, they know and disapprove, yet will vote for them anyway. :S in reply to bma #
- @plastikscissorz hmm? why do you say that? in reply to plastikscissorz #
- Fake bacon: http://yfrog.com/0l4wwtj #
- More fake bacon: http://yfrog.com/ja5uqj #
- In other news, I am slightly addicted to the Powerpuff Girls theme tune… #
- Cooking the facon: http://yfrog.com/bf57lj #
- Mmm. Appetising. http://yfrog.com/3mqj4mj #
- Verdict: absolutely horrible! Don't EVER buy facon. #
- Fighting crime trying to save the world. Here they come just in time: the Powerpuff Girls! #
- @scattermoon any reason why you don't want to call your future son that? in reply to scattermoon #
- @SpacemonkeySam coming from somebody who has (presumably) never tried REAL bacon, I hearby invalidate your right to have an opinion
in reply to SpacemonkeySam # - The problem with Aardvark is that you ask a question then people come back and say "I don't know", which is a waste of an answer! #

